Veteran Of The Anjsroomia War Wants Kids To "Stay Off Of His Lawn"


Miroomia City, Miroomia - Years ago, a young dog named Spotty Dog joined the army. He fought for his country many times, going behind enemy lines in covert missions, fighting on the frontlines, filing paperwork and yelling at new recruits. Spotty Dog is no longer a young dog.

Spotty Dog, now a senior citizen, has retired from the military life for a quiet suburban one, taking his many medals, including the Yellow Spleen, an award he recieved after he lost his eye in battle. Unfortunately, the neighborhood children will not stop pestering Mr. Dog. "I keep telling them to stay off my lawn! I put up signs and even installed an electric fence, but they keep coming!" Mr. Dog said, when asked about his problem.

Spotty Dog

"I think it is a great commentary on the decadence of our youth, and the destruction of morality and honor in our society" said one eloquent neighbor of Mr Dog. And truly, we here at the Miroomia Journal agree. What has the world come to, when a war hero cannot even enjoy his lawn, and when children disrespect their elders so blatently? Is this our future? A future of punks invading our well kept and hard earned lawns? We don't know. But one thing is certain: Mr Dog is not alone. There are so many old people crying out for kids to get off their lawns.

When are our children going to listen to the cries of our elderly?



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