Miroomia City, Miroomia - Last night, the drummer of Cow Say Baa, a popular band from the 90s that was trying to make a come back, was murdered by his former band mates. One Moocow Cowson, or "Big Cowpie" had allegedly tried to calm down the other three members of the band, Moo "Mad" Cowdiseese, Moo Moo and Moomoo Moo. The three band members had been fighting after discovering that Moo Cowdieseese was in fact taking a larger portion of the income than the other members of the band. "Mad" was, as well as the pianist, the band's manager, and, when asked, claimed that he "deserved it more than the other three."

The band had been scheduled to play in a matter of minutes when the fight broke out. Moocow, always one to keep a level head, tried to convince the other members that they should deal with this in a rational matter, and perhaps after the show was over. It was at this point that Moo, Moo and Moomoo turned on their kindhearted band member. Moocow was said to have been ravaged, his flesh torn from his carcass. This is considerably unusual, as cows are normally herbivores. Moo Moo and Moomoo Moo both claim that Moo Cowdiseese forced them to do it.

Moocow will be greatly missed, especially by his biggest fans, his wife and son, Mooria Cowson and Cow Cowson. We here at the Miroomia Journal offer our condolences.