A Robot's Road To Recovery
Miroomia City, Miroomia - Five months ago, Calculator, a young robot,
and his friend, a sentient upside-down golf tee, Pop, were living the
good life. Calculator had a good steady job as an accountant, and Pop
was starting a career in show business. Then tragedy struck. After a
night on the town, these two were jumped. They were brutally assaulted
by gang members, who have since been caught in the noble effort to
clean up our streets by the MPD. Calculator lost the use of his legs,
both of his optical sensors, and his arms. Pop lost his mouth.

Calculator and
Pop, Calculator
after
before the
assault.
the assault.
That was five months ago. Through diligent fundraising by the friends
and family of these two robots, Calculator and Pop were finally able to
be fixed. The surgery costed thousands of dollars, but the community
came together, and the lives of Calculator and Pop are much brighter
because of it.
When asked for a comment, Calculator said
"010010010010000001100
0010110110100100000011100110110111100100000011001110110110001100
0010110010000100000011101000110100001100001011101000010000001001
0010010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000110001001100
1010110010101101110001000000110011001101001011110000110010101100
1000010111000100000010101000110100001100101001000000111010101110
0110110010100100000011011110110011000100000011011010111100100100
0000110010101111001011001010111001100101100001000000110110001100
1010110011101110011001000000110000101101110011001000010000001100
0010111001001101101011100110010000001110111011010010110110001101
1000010000001100011011011110110111001110100011100100110100101100
0100111010101110100011001010010000001100111011100100110010101100
0010111010001101100011110010010000001110100011011110010000001101
1010111100100100000011001000110100101110010011001010110001101110
10001101001011101100110010100101110"
We here at the Miroomia Journal certainly hope that it does.

Calculator, Pop and good friend Pooping Bear shortly
after the surgery.
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